pingustolemysanity: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u
That’s what the world is, after all: an endless battle of contrasting memories.– Haruki Murakami, from 1Q84 (Alfred A. Knopf, 2011)
Do not look for a sanctuary in anyone except your self.– Siddhārtha Gautama (via shannyns)
nerdfighter13812: ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate for example: me
abbyarsonist: grapewallofchina: ryahn: grapewallofchina: 80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care that’s 110 percent 20% of me doesn’t care Overachiever.
Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.– John Green (via likeafieldmouse)
I don’t think there’s anything sadder than when two people are meant to be...– Walter Bishop (via showslow)
I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that...– David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person (via creatingaquietmind)
But stories don’t end. They continue as long as you’re alive. You just have to...– Darren Shan (via souls-entwined)
Stop trying to ‘get it together’. The biggest lie we’re told when we’re growing...– Unknown (via creatingaquietmind)
littlecolleenthings: when I call someone perfect, it doesn’t mean I think they have no flaws, it doesn’t mean I think they’re the most attractive person on the planet, it doesn’t mean I think they’ve never made any mistakes. when I call someone perfect, it means I love them wholly and entirely despite anything and everything, and that, to me, is perfect.
dankickedphilsstickz: We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing. Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T...
He was pointing at the moon, but I was looking at his hand.– Richard Siken, Anyway (via hercautionarytales)
baby-scars: yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
r0bbstark: my preferred pronoun is khaleesi
napoleonbonerhard: napoleonbonerhard: i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career